Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Recall Notice From The Maker

This morning, I spent a little time to read several new forwarded messages. I particularly liked this one:
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RECALL NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

- GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'.
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Not being an expert in IT, I always felt helpless when my computer encountered a defect. But its maker never gave any recall notice.

Not being a mechanic, I always panicked when my car broke down. But its maker never gave any recall notice.

Not being a technician, I always threw away my electrical appliance when it failed to function and I had to bear the high repair cost. But its maker never gave any recall notice.

But being a sinner, my Maker God had been kindly sending me the recall notice through different people and ways until I was finally willing to surrender my symptoms to Jesus Christ to do His free repair work on me.

Will you believe or just ignore this notice?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmm very interesting. Let all the SIN be cure by Jesus.

Michan said...

I saw your blog entry "Seven deadly sins" first and was thinking what to comment. Then when I checked my mail box and saw this forwarded message. I think that's the comment to your entry on Jesus' behalf :)